Pehchan Kaun..???

It is said that India is a country with "Unity In Diversity" and it is indeed so true.. The country is so vast and the people living here are so different from each other. Right from their looks to the way they live, eat, walk, talk & behave, everything is so different.. If you have visited at least four states in the country, you would have surely experienced the difference amongst people.

But with the metro culture rising at various cities, you are likely to come across different people belonging to different cities of India. The question that arise now is, "HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA???"

So presenting You with some quick tips that would help you to know the people around you..!!!

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI..!!!
Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!
Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI...
Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD....!!
Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.

He writes a software program to stop the fight.

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE...
Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI...!!
Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth

and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA...
Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,

"duon't fight in frant of mai place, go zumwhere else and geep fighting".

That's KERALA!!!!

And the Best one is ....

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA!!!


P.S.: The content of this article is not purely original. It was adapted from a mail I received.

Also it is not intended to hurt any community or any person's feelings towards any region..

Any more to add to the list..??
Cheers.. TC :)

Comments

deepa kashyap said…
aah loved this idea and the presentation too :)
i thought it might be something like telephonic conversation or meeting of some frnds after long time as the topic was like that "pahchan kaun".
but mai bhi nahi pahchan payi :P

loved it :D
October 12, 2010 at 12:37 AM
Gautam said…
Lol..that was hilarious..nails every city perfectly!! :)
And for the name query.. my title is Partha..so if you find someone with the same name or the google throws something up..do let me know!! :)
October 12, 2010 at 8:57 AM
Arjun Sreedharan said…
Well never knew that Keralites (myself being one) were mocked for such an accent!

BTW an amusing and piquant read.
October 12, 2010 at 11:29 PM
Harini said…
Hehe. I got this mail long time ago. You missed hyderabad though :p.
October 13, 2010 at 12:13 PM
Mingled Minds said…
ha ha ha ha ha ha.... wow buddy wow... i m reading it for the first time as i did not get any such mails before and i loved it TOTALLY...gwad.... unity in diversity..perfect... the way u put it was was simply great...hope to see such more posts ahead...
tak care...gud luck :D

GDNYT
October 13, 2010 at 8:57 PM
Harish P I said…
That was very apt.. one of the best post that i read in sometime
October 15, 2010 at 9:47 PM
vineet said…
even i read this thng in mail, was truly incredibl. anyhow if u r in a train and few people came claiming ur seat as their seat...u r in bihar...3 bihari train humari
October 24, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Arpit said…
ha ha.. fighting facts.. :)
October 30, 2010 at 12:18 PM
buckingfastard said…
hahaha!!! it was too funny and somewhat pretty true...i can vouch for the kolkata and mumbai!!!

but b'lore was a complete PJ!! :|
October 31, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Rohit Dassani said…
This is super fun....how r u....check ur email!!
November 3, 2010 at 4:17 AM
Sh@s said…
Ha ha...good one :)
November 6, 2010 at 1:29 AM
Rià said…
Lol!! This was fun! :) Loved it.
November 6, 2010 at 11:14 AM
prakhar rastogi said…
if two peoples are fighting and third guy came and say "janab, pann khaiyega...." thats LUCKNOW
November 6, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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