Johny Johny Reloaded..!!!

We have all heard this-

Johny, Johny...
Yes Papa...
Eating sugar.. ??
No Papa..
Telling lies... ??
No Papa..
Open your mouth....
Hahaha..!!!

But do you know what happens next...??







When Johny goes to school-
Johny, Johny...
Yes Mamma...
Reading comics...??
No Mamma....
Telling lies..??
No Mamma...
Show me your text book...
Hahaahaa...!!









When Johny gets a job-
Johny Johny
Yes Papa..
Pvt Company..?
Yes Papa..
Any Motivation..??
No Papa..
Do u Sleep well??
No Papa..
On site Opportunity..
No papa..
Increment...??
Ha ha ha :)








When Johny was married-
Johny, Johny....
Yes sweetheart....
Shall we go out?
Busy Sweetheart...
You don't love me..!!!
No sweetheart... I mean...Yes..
I am leaving...
No sweetheart...
Cyaa at 8 then.....
'M coming sweetheart..!!!





When Johny had a daughter named Jenny and she was- Hmm... Read it on..



Jenny Jenny,
Yes Papa,
Chatting online..??
No Papa...
Telling lies..??
No Papa...
Lemme see your Lappy.......
Ahhhahaaha...!!!


Johny realised how the things which go around come around...

But this world is not of children lying to their parents about eating sugar or candies.... They have definitely become smarter and tech savvy...!! ;) What say??





P.S. :- Again a (funny) attempt to write poems...!! :)
I had started writing this a long time back...the stanza of Johny's office has been taken from a mail I had received some time ago.... To complete the poem, I could not get to a perfect ending stanza.... At last I thought of this.... How was it??


Comments

Neha said…
oh wow! this was cool!!! something diffrent from your side...loved the last one of johnny's daughter...lol

:)
November 28, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Darshan Chande said…
At first as I started reading it I thought you have found very interesting versions of Johny Johny... Ha! Then I come to know it's your writings... Haha... Cool! I liked the last stanza of Johny's daughter... Very true... Liked the way you delivered a message too, not keeping it just a fun thing :)
November 28, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Anoop said…
Johny's dotter is cooool... khe khe khe...
it is nice... :D
November 28, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Siddhesh Kabe said…
Superb imagination...yaar...ossum....the transation from Jonny jonny to jenny jenny is simply ossum!!!
November 28, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Siddhesh Kabe said…
Superb imagination...yaar...ossum....the transation from Jonny jonny to jenny jenny is simply ossum!!!
November 28, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Harini said…
Hehehe... What you said in the last line is so true. Anyways Johnny and his jenny poem was very funny :P
November 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Karthik Kotresh said…
lol.. :D This was funny. Very innovative. And yeah, you are right. Children have become smarter and tech savvy.
Wonderfully written. :-)
November 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM
Gautam said…
I am sure many more years down the line Johnny's conversation with his granddaughter will not be in person but on the Facebook wall ..lol!! :)
November 29, 2009 at 10:54 AM
oRange* said…
lol, that was cute! creative additions :)
November 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM
Ordinary Gal said…
lol...it was cool...nice write up :)
November 29, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Guria said…
Too cool... really good insights... and super rhyming!
November 29, 2009 at 4:31 PM
Rachit Goel said…
That was nice...something that uplifted my spirits for tommorow's exam... :P

C my blog at rachitforu.blogspot.com
November 29, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Anurag said…
helloz..first timer on ur blog..but I kinda know u frm TWL and stephen especially ;)

Really cute post...itne version johny ke first time sunne :D ..But I kinda don't agree with ur last para...children still do lie to their parents..Ofcourse they are tech. savvy..but lying kabhi band nahin hone waali :P
November 29, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Rohit Dassani said…
Hahaha....nice....post!! Jonny must be amazed if he looked at these....!! :P
November 29, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Yayathy said…
How poor Johnny is?
November 29, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Arjun said…
hahaha... 'Wow' is the word... Creative and funny... :D

Loved it, really..!!

Cheers..!!
Arjun
November 30, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Weirdo guy said…
Hey just chanced upon your blog... love the creativity.. cheerio !
November 30, 2009 at 1:49 PM
Chithira Menon said…
really good...especially the jenny part..:)
November 30, 2009 at 3:03 PM
buckingfastard said…
soo tru!!! surely textbooks shud change dat rhyme to jenni's part....its much more relevant!!!
November 30, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Urvashi said…
@Neha : Yeah...tht Jenny's part ws the one I liked the most tooo... :) Thanks..!!

@Darshan : Thanks....!!! Yes, wanted it to be somethin different... conveyin a mesage....so came up wid this..!!

@Anoop: Thanks Anoop... TC :)

@Ravan : Thank u..!! :)

@Harini: Glad u liked Jenny... :)

@Karthik : Thank u :)

@Gautam : Woww... now thts also innovative.. n true too seeing the rapid increase in use of technology for communicating....

@Orange: Thank u ...for liking it and the addition to my comments too :)

@An ordianry Gal : Thnks dear :)

@Niraj : Thanks :)
November 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Meow said…
This is (no doubt) very very interesting :) :)
November 30, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Urvashi said…
@Guria : Thanks 4 dropping by.....

@Rachit : Thanks 4 visiting....U hv got a Nice blog.. I mean blogs.... ;)

@Anurag : Yeah..... Heard of u too From Stephen...u were a partner naa.... in award ceremony... ;)

Thanks... what I meant in the last para was that we no longer lie about things like sugar but sophisticated lies.....of course how can we not be lying......??? :P

@Rohit: Hmm.... it brought a smile to u..... :)

Johny has to agree to it in case he reads this... :P

I wonder what would happen if the actual poet of Johny Johny finds this insane stuff.... :P

@Yayathy: Nice name..heard it for the first time.... :)

Johny is realy a poor soul..... struggling between his job n family.... :P

@Arjun : Ohh Thank U :)

@Weirdo Guy : Thanks :)

@Chitz : Ohh.... Jenny is gettin a lot of praises..... :)

@Buckingfastard : Hmm...text books should chng it.....????

I think it wud still take some time for those cute nursery kids to understand chatting and laptops stuff though its relevant ... Bt innovative suggestion... Thanks :)
November 30, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Urvashi said…
@Meow : Thanks a lot :)
November 30, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Anonymous said…
dats so nice !!! I guess Johnny now dont lie after having a daughter :P lolz ...Nice post , very innovative n you have maintained dat rhyming thing till last :)good work :)
November 30, 2009 at 8:36 PM
Aditya Kasavaraju said…
nice improvization of the age old poem. thats called creative thinking!
December 1, 2009 at 2:22 PM
Ganesh_Dalal said…
Hey Urvashi, this is really a great thought. Initially I thought it is just copy paste as it is too good to believe.. This should reach wider audience.. C ya..
December 2, 2009 at 1:45 AM
Urvashi said…
@adreamygal: Thanks...... :)

hmm..Johny may not lie now.. bt then the realisation cms only wen u r in the shoes of Parents naa.... as children we all lie :P

@Aditya: Thank u :)

@Ganesh : Hmm... it is not just copy paste... :P

I knew publishin it on blog would bring a great audience but even wider audience...?? Would like to know suggestions 4 the same..

TC.... Aavjo :)
December 2, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Anonymous said…
hahaha..! nice.. :D :D
December 5, 2009 at 7:16 PM
AS said…
hii!
hahah funny tha..but it reflected the reality :)
December 8, 2009 at 8:25 AM
Sorcerer said…
haha..those were funny!!

modern day rhymes!
December 8, 2009 at 4:11 PM
Sh@s said…
Very creative and it was cool. I liked the ending part.
December 12, 2009 at 10:18 AM
jiths said…
that was nice..johny to jenny...
December 16, 2009 at 8:09 AM
Rahul said…
Hey the reason is quite simple... Just see how much time each kid spend in front of TV now a days. We think its a good idea to keep them calm & quiet. SO they became dangerously smart!!!
December 17, 2009 at 12:20 AM
vineet said…
awesum awesum..lol...rotfl clap clap
December 17, 2009 at 12:25 AM
Urvashi said…
@Vampire : Thanks 4 visitng ... Happy that it made you smile... :)

@AS : Hiee..yes.... rite :)

@Sorcerer : Hmmm...modern day rhymes..... thnks..!!

@Shas: Thank you :)

@jiths: Hmm...transition... thnk u :)

@Rahul : yes..TV n Computer taking a lot of time of students and small children spcly..... they get attracted to this tech savvy things easily.....!!

@Vineet : Thanks a lot :) :)

@All : Thank u all once again... this is the best post by far on my blog as it was the most read and most commented one..... Keep visiting :)
December 20, 2009 at 12:30 AM
Jayanta Deka said…
wow... this is amazing!
really the sweet little words worked wonders! each stanza called for attention and thinking...
good going...
cheers life...
JD
December 22, 2009 at 2:06 PM
AnicA said…
one of the most refreshing pieces i've come across in recent times..... too good, especially jenny was adorable...:) awsome!!!
January 18, 2010 at 9:25 PM
AnicA said…
one of the most refreshing pieces i've come across in recent times..... too good, especially jenny was adorable...:) awsome!!!
January 18, 2010 at 9:32 PM
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